I don't know if other people have these sorts of thoughts, but I was struck by a very odd passing thought today, which got me wrapped up in this whole alternate universe.
What if farts were colored?
OK, go with me on this for a second. If farts were colored, what would the world be like? Imagine if a little purple cloud just floats behind you every time you fart. Would the world be more accepting of flatulents? Would we all just be walking around in a purple haze? Think about it, people pass gas ALL the time, what if we all knew??
Just thought I'd leave you all with that interesting question. Lots going on in my life, and maybe I'll blog about it later.
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Did you change you major to Philosophy??? This is what I'm paying for at Mizzou??? Oh, and your farts would be yellow or white, like onions...they make everyone's eyes water!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy classroom would be in a dense purple fog. The kids do it all the time, so I just join right in. Gotta keep 'em quiet though. :)
ReplyDeletehmm...do you think that they would design underwear that could change the color of the gas cloud? like possibly make it clear? but more likely change it from purple to hot pink or sky blue, etc so that the clouds were more expressive of your personality?
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